Writer and musician living in Chicago. Bylines @ Cracked, Mental Floss, Cotton Xenomorph, and Vagabond City. Music @ shipwrecked sailor and b and the shipwrecked sailor. Fiction reader @ Cotton Xenomorph (got the job AFTER they published my story). Basketball is very good, Chicago is the greatest city on Earth, the choice is socialism or barbarism, let’s have a cookout.

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